Thor is out this weekend and it looks as though it’s going to be a keeper based on some early reviews. In the local paper it was given the “Swim” tag over the “Sink” tag. With the hoopla and 7-11 cups being distributed from convenience stores, can Thor save us from an early movie venturing death this summer?
Listed below Are The Summer Movies Being Released Soon
Some of the movies here in the list will have the moniker “Sink” tied to them for obvious signs of the usual overacting and weak plot.
Movie | Release Date | Rating |
Thor | 5/6/11 | Swim |
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides | 5/20/11 | Swim |
The Hangover Pt. 2 | 5/26/11 | Sink |
Kung-Fu Panda 2 | 5/26/11 | Swim |
The Tree Of Life | 5/26/11 | Swim |
The Beaver | 5/27/11 | Sink |
X-Men: First Class | 6/3/11 | Sink |
Judy Moody | 6/10/11 | Swim |
Super 8 | 6/10/11 | Sink |
Mr. Popper’s Penguins | 6/17/11 | Sink |
Green Lantern | 6/17/11 | Swim |
Cars 2 | 6/24/11 | Sink |
Bad Teacher | 6/24/11 | Swim |
Transformers: Dark of the Moon | 7/1/11 | Sink |
Larry Crowne | 7/1/11 | Swim |
Zookeeper | 7/8/11 | Sink |
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt 2 | 7/15/11 | Swim |
Captain America | 7/22/11 | Swim |
Cowboys & aliens | 7/29/11 | Sink |
The Smurfs | 7/29/11 | Sink |
All in all it looks like we may have a decent summer for movies. Now if only we can afford the gasoline to get to the theater. But that’s a whole different story altogether.
Will you attempt to see any of these box office bonanzas this summer? Let me know in the comments box below.